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I Survived The 1982 Macys Thanksgiving Day BLOOD PARADE

I Survived The 1982 Macys Thanksgiving Day BLOOD PARADE

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The softest, coziest, most comfortable tee in your closet. This high-quality Bella + Canvas t-shirt puts a refined twist on a well-loved style giving you an updated unisex essential that fits like a well-loved favorite. More Product Information & Size Chart

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Original souvenir t-shirt from the infamous 1982 Macys Thanksgiving “Blood Parade,” in which mysterious parade balloons began to boil as if filled with steaming liquid, before bursting open and raining a torrent of blood from hell down upon the crowd below. The crowd’s terror quickly turned to mass hysteria as paradegoers, possessed by the infernal blood, removed their clothes to dance and writhe in a satanic orgy of lust and violence on the streets of New York. The Blood Parade, as it became known, spread through Times Square, as the drenched masses joined in an ancient channeling ceremony to open the gateway across realms and summon the demons of hell. Worshippers chanted ancient spells as the hellblood pooled to form a towering vessel of Satan himself, who would lay claim to earth and rule over all its beasts in life and death for all eternity, enslaving the souls of man and destroying God. The devil erased all memories of the event from humanity’s collective consciousness and allowed life on earth to carry on as an illusion, keeping his souls warm in their meaningless flesh vessels. Since November of 1982 we have all existed only in a dream, waiting for Lord Satan to awaken us to serve at His pleasure.

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Chest SizeInchesCentimeters
S34"-36"86-91
M37"-40"94-102
L41"-44"104-112
XL45"-47"114-120
2XL47"-49"120-125
3XL49"-51"125-130
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The extra soft t-shirt features super soft jersey material with a relaxed fit. Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, 32 single 4.2 oz. Heathers: 90% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester. Due to print sizing, design image may appear smaller on larger garment sizes.

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